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Overheard on the internet.
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Upon the realization that 4 people read myjournal, I've decided to bring you a new segment called "Overheard on the internet". What this is should be fairly selfexplanatory, I hope!
Here you go:
"So I tried jenk for the first time a few days ago. I started off with a wide mouthed and necked bottle, and took a shit in an old potty from my childhood. Then I transferred the shit to the bottle and peed in there too. Balloon went on top. It smelled bad, and I left it in the boiler room of my house where it was warm. When the balloon had inflated, I pulled it off and THE SMELL FROM THE BOTTLE WAS UNBELIEVABLY BAD. But hey this board says the gas is ok, so what the hell. I put it to my lips ignoring the tang that filled my mouth and inhaled, and I swear I have never retched so hard in my life. I held my breath and released and threw up as the taste made itself known, I couldnt stop. My mother found me, as soon as she opened the door she was assailed by the smell of shit and vomit. I kept throwing up, I couldnt breathe or anything, and I passed out. According to my mother, I started spazzing around on the floor a little at this point. Could I have been having a trip I dont remember? The doctor she took me to told me never to try this again and it was stupid. Hes redirected me to a doctor of psychology now. Mom is pissed, and I feel stupid as fuck. What happened to me?"
Here you go:
"So I tried jenk for the first time a few days ago. I started off with a wide mouthed and necked bottle, and took a shit in an old potty from my childhood. Then I transferred the shit to the bottle and peed in there too. Balloon went on top. It smelled bad, and I left it in the boiler room of my house where it was warm. When the balloon had inflated, I pulled it off and THE SMELL FROM THE BOTTLE WAS UNBELIEVABLY BAD. But hey this board says the gas is ok, so what the hell. I put it to my lips ignoring the tang that filled my mouth and inhaled, and I swear I have never retched so hard in my life. I held my breath and released and threw up as the taste made itself known, I couldnt stop. My mother found me, as soon as she opened the door she was assailed by the smell of shit and vomit. I kept throwing up, I couldnt breathe or anything, and I passed out. According to my mother, I started spazzing around on the floor a little at this point. Could I have been having a trip I dont remember? The doctor she took me to told me never to try this again and it was stupid. Hes redirected me to a doctor of psychology now. Mom is pissed, and I feel stupid as fuck. What happened to me?"
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I don't think anyone reads this.
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Am I wrong?
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365 project?
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I've been thinking about doing a 365 project, IE taking one picture each day for one year, or rather uploading one picture each day for one year. Obviously there is going to be a lot of shit in such a project, but I imagine it'll be an interesting and at times very tedious challenge, that should eventually lead to some neat shots etc. etc.
Would it lead to a mass exodus from my watchers? Have any of you done it? If so, I would like to hear from you.
Would it lead to a mass exodus from my watchers? Have any of you done it? If so, I would like to hear from you.
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I've not been submitting a lot lately, and what I have submitted has been repetitive and uninteresting I know. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for more. At the moment I can't guarantee when this situation will improve, I'm not doing too well lately. Feeling melancholic and depressed even though spring is coming, it's just too slow.
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Peacock
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